I ka wahine uʻi, maʻalahi loa ka uku ʻaiʻē. Hiki iā ʻoe ke waiho iā ia ma lalo o ka mea ʻaiʻē. ʻO ke kola a kāna kāne i kau ai ma luna ona, ua like ia me ka stigma no ka wahine hoʻokamakama. Ua koho kāna kāne i ka lole e hele ai i kāna mau mea aloha, a ʻo nā panties he hui puritanical pono ʻole. E like me ka wahine piko. Ua hāʻawi ʻo ia e kiʻi iā ia i nā Negroes ma kāna kelepona e hāʻawi i ka hōʻoia i kāna kāne ua uku ʻo ia i kāna aie piliwaiwai. Ua hana ikaika nā trambos ʻeleʻele i kāna mau leʻaleʻa, e hoʻomake nui iā lākou - ua uē ke kaikamahine ma lalo o ko lākou nui, akā ua hoʻokō ʻo ia i nā makemake āpau o nā lio ʻApelika. Hoʻihoʻi ʻia ka aie, a ua kōkua ka hottie i ka uku ʻana.
Ke makemake nei kēlā me kēia kaikamahine ma ka puʻuwai e lilo i hōkū. A makemake ʻo ia e omo iā ia, palu ʻia, hoʻopaʻa. A laila e hoʻokalakupua e pili ana iā ʻoe ke kiʻi ʻana iā ia. No ke aha ʻo ia e hana ai pēlā? ʻAe, no laila ua hōʻoia hou ʻoe iā ia ʻaʻole ia e hele i nā wahi āpau, no nā waihona pilikino wale nō, etc., etc. Pehea lākou naive. ʻAe, makemake kekahi kāne a me kāna kāne e kau i kēia mau wikiō ma ka Pūnaewele, no ka mea, ua manaʻo ʻia nā mea nani a pau. No laila, ʻo kēia kaulana o kāna moa - hoʻohuli wale iā ia, e hoʻonui i kāna dick!
He kaikamahine maikaʻi ʻo ia. ʻO ka ʻū, ka waha, ka hoki, nā A a pau.